Word Fun

Intaxication:

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.



Reintarnation:

Coming back to life as a hillbilly



Bozone (n.):

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



Foreploy:

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.



Cashtration (n.):

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.



Giraffiti:

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



Sarchasm:

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.



Inoculatte:

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



Hipatitis:

Terminal coolness.



Osteopornosis:

A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)



Karmageddon:

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.



Decafalon (n.):

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.



Glibido:

All talk and no action.



Dopeler effect:

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



Arachnoleptic fit (n.):

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.



Beelzebug (n.):

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.



Caterpallor (n.):

The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.



Ignoranus:

A person who's both stupid and an ass