Stock Update

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations and make yourself a bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
   
   
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Polly, Warner Cracker.
   
   
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.
   
   
4. Zippo Mfg, Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become ZipAudiDoDa.
   
   
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP
   
   
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become FairwellHoneychild.
   
   
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
   
   
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!