Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Aren't

1) Have you looked through her briefs?

2) He is one hard judge!

3) Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.

4) His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

5) Is it a penal offence?

6) Better leave the handcuffs on.

7) For $200 an hour, she better be good!

8) Can you get him to drop his suit?

9) The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

10) Think you can get me off?