New Year's Resolution

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
   
   
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
   
   
3. Read less. Makes you think.
   
   
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
   
   
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
   
   
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
   
   
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
   
   
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to
   see the largest ball of twine.
   
   
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
   
   
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

This will keep you feeling like you can keep those "nasty" New Year's resolution. Have a great day!