Rejection Lines

Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You give me the creeps.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: I don't want to be seen in public
with a dork like you.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who
are you again?

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the
same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus. Translation: I've sworn off men like you.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate
the male perspective.



Top 10 Male Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus. Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're totally ugly.