Stressed out today? Cheer up! Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier



St. Mom's Wort:

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.


Empty Nestrogen:

Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they moved out.


Peptobimbo:

Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.


Dumerol:

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ causing enjoyment of country western music.


Flipitor:

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.


Antiboyotics:

When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.


Menicillin:

Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ...can we get naked now?"


Buyagra:

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength Buy-one-all: When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.


Jack Asspirin:

Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.


Anti-talksident:

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.


Sexcedrin:

Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache,"syndrome.


Ragamet:

When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving his wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.


Men-Gay:

A rub-in ointment that enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool.

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