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New ATM's

ATM instructions for first time users.........

Please note that the HSBC Bank is installing new "Drive-through" ATM machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable customers to use this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the machine for the first time.


MALE PROCEDURE

  1. Drive up to the cash machine.

  2. Put down your car window.

  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

  4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

  6. Put window up

  7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

  1. Drive up to cash machine

  2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine

  3. Set parking brake, Put the window down

  4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

  5. Turn the radio down

  6. Attempt to insert card into machine

  7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car

  8. Insert card

  9. Re-insert card the right way up

  10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page

  11. Enter PIN.

  12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

  13. Enter amount of cash required

  14. Check make up in rear view mirror

  15. Retrieve cash and receipt

  16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside

  17. Place receipt in back of checkbook

  18. Re-check make-up again

  19. Drive forwards 2 feet

  20. Reverse back to cash machine

  21. Retrieve card

  22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided

  23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you

  24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

  25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

  26. Release Parking Brake.


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