My Philosophy About Housework

1. I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
   
   (I am compassionate)
   
   
   
2. I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
   
   (I am careful and poor)
   
   
   
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
   
   (I am imaginative)
   
   
   
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
   
   (I am kind)
   
   
   
5. I don't Spring Clean because...I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
   
   (I am fair minded)
   
   
   
6. I don't plant a garden because...I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
   
   (I am courteous)
   
   
   
7. I don't put things away because...my family will never be able to find them again.
   
   (I am considerate)
   
   
   
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
   
   (I am thoughtful)
   
   
   
9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
   
   (I am trusting)
   
   
   
10. I don't stress much on anything because..."A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
    
    (I am winning this battle!)