Men are Like...

placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.

mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

bike helmets - they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

government bonds - they take so long to mature.

copiers - you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

lava lamps - fun to look at it but not all that bright.

bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair.

mini skirts - if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you.

bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.

weather - nothing can be done to change them.

blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

commercials - you can't believe a word they say.

department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.

popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

parking spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

handguns - keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches

you'll get or how long it will last.


Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!