Male / Female Dictionary

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
   
   Female: Any part under a car's hood.
   Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
   
   
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
   
   Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
   Male: Playing football without a cup.
   
   
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
   
   Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
   Male: Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
   
   
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
   
   Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
   Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
   
   
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
   
   Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
   Male: Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
   
   
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
   
   Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
   Male: Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.
   
   
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
   
   Female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
   Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
   
   
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
   
   Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
   Male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.