Words And Their Genders

1. ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
   
   
2. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
   
   
3. KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
   
   
4. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
   
   
5. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
   
   
6. TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
   
   
7. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.
   
   
8. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
   
   
9. WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
   
   
10. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
    
    
11. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
    
    
12. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
    
    
13. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.