Sko's Logo






HeySko.com fun and humor
Sko's Twisted Humor - the evolution of mom - humor about parenting - funny parenthood humor - fun humor jokes
Home
The Break Room
Sko's Fun Stuff - Games
Sko's Jokes
Sko's Twisted Humor
Sko's Funny Flash Stuff
Sko's Pics
Sko's Gag Ideas
Sko's Gift Ideas
Sko's Product Review
About Sko
Links: Fun Humor Sites
Links: Shopping Sites
Links: General Sites
Links: Webmaster Business Tools and Resources


weird crazy hilarious silly stupid dumb dumbest funny funniest twisted jokes joke - fun and humor - fun - humor

The Evolution Of Mom

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

Your Clothes

  • 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your
    OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
  • 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
  • 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

    The Baby's Name

  • 1st baby: You pour over baby-name books and practice pronouncing
    and writing combinations of your favorites.
  • 2nd baby: Someone has to name his or her kid after your great-aunt
    Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
  • 3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your
    finger points.

    Preparing for the Birth

  • 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
  • 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last
    time, breathing didn't do a thing.
  • 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

    The Layette

  • 1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them,
    and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
  • 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and
    discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
  • 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

    Worries

  • 1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up
    the baby.
  • 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your
    firstborn.
  • 3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
    swing.

    Pacifier

  • 1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go
    home and wash and boil it.
  • 2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some
    juice from the baby's bottle.
  • 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

    Diapering

  • 1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they
    need it or not.
  • 2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
  • 3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain
    about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

    Activities

  • 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and
    Baby Story Hour.
  • 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
  • 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

    Going Out

  • 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home
    5 times.
  • 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
    number where you can be reached.
  • 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees
    blood.

    At Home

  • 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
  • 2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older
    child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
  • 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.


  • Share this twisted humor with a friend!

    Your Name:
    Your E-mail:
    Friend's Name:
    Friend's E-mail:


    Powered by SearchBliss Web Tools


    Need To Contact Sko

    For comments, feedbacks and reviews...Click Here

    To share your funny pictures, jokes or stories? Send them to:

    webmaster (at) heysko (dot) com


    Disclaimer And Privacy Notice Subscribe To: HeySko Newsletter Fun It's Free! Tell a Friend Form Courtesy of SearchBliss.com

    sko's twisted humor - the evolution of mom - humor about parenting - funny parenthood humor - fun humor jokes


    (c) HeySko.com fun and humor