You're Passionate

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street. They stopped her and decided she had had far too much to drink, so instead of taking her to jail they offered to drive her home. The cops loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the officers got in the back seat with the drunk woman.

As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, but all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is: "You're Passionate."

They drove a while longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm: "You're Passionate."

The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live."

The drunk lady replied, "I keep trying to tell you, "You're Passin' It!"