Too Drunk

A woman after having one to many drinks at a local bar decides to leave the establishment and staggers to her car. She calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the sterio, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" She cries.

The dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." he says. "She's had a little to much to drink and she got in the backseat by mistake, I'll call a cab for her to take her home."