Officer Dumas And The Trucker

As a trucker stops for a red light, a Police Officer catches up. The Officer jumps out of his squad car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and the Officer says "Hi, my name is Officer Dumas and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores him and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the Officer catches up again. He jumps out of his squad car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the Police Officer says brightly, "Hi my name is Officer Dumas, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores him again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the Police Officer gets out of his squad car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again the Police Officer says "Hi, my name is Officer Dumas, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the squad car. He knocks on the Police Officers window, and as the Police Officer lowers it, the truck driver says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!