Scents

An old Italian woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when two young and beautiful women get into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

The little old Italian woman says, "my, what nice aromas!"

One turns to the old Italian woman and says ARROGANTLY, "Romance" by Ralph Loren, $150 an ounce!"

The other young and beautiful woman also very ARROGANTLY turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No.5, $200 an ounce!"

The little Italian woman is feeling very insulted from the remarks made to her.

About 3 floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says..."Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."