Ping Pong Ball

A king is sitting on his throne one day and is bored out of his mind. He decides to make a contest to kill his boredom. He tells his servant to send out for a person to find the biggest ping pong ball and the reward would be one million dollars.

So his servant announces this to the kingdom and everyone rushes out. The first man walks into the king's castle with a huge ball that's two feet in diameter. The king is in shock and says, That is a huge ping pong ball. He tells the man to step aside, and wait for the others to take their turn.

Another man brings a ping pong ball that's four feet in diameter. The king is astonished, and says to the man, Wow! That's a humongous ball. I think you'll probably be the winner, but lets wait to see the last person's ball!

The next man starts pushing this HUGE, hairy, bloody, brown thing into the kings castle. The king jumps up and screams, Good god man! What kind of ping pong ball is that??

The man replies, Ping pong ball?!? Ping pong ball?!?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG'S BALLS?!?