Parakeet Problems

A man bought a parakeet from a pet shop on the understanding the parakeet would talk.

After a few days he went back to the shop. "It is not talking" he said.

The pet shop owner said "I do not understand, if he is running up and down the ladder he should speak"!

"He does not have a ladder" said the man.

"Well there is your trouble" buy him a ladder.

Two more days later, same man same shop. "He is still not talking"!

"Is he running up and down the ladder"?

"Yes". replied the man.

"Is the parakeet looking in the mirror"?

The man buys a mirror! A couple of more days later and the man is back in the shop.

He still does not talk!

"This is very strange" said the pet shop owner, the parakeet runs up and down the ladder looks in the mirror and rings the bell?"

"But he does not have a bell" said the man.

"Well that is the problem, he is not happy without a bell" The man buys a bell, but the next day he is in the shop with the dead parakeet.

"Did he say anything before he died" said the pet shop keeper. "Oh yes he asked if you sold any bird seed"?