What a Great Salesman!

A door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people.

The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you."

"Okay, you're hired. Here's your kit -- go sell!"

The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you."

"Okay, you're hired! Here's your kit -- go sell!"

The third came in and said, "I- I - I wa - wa- wa-want t-t-t-t-to s-s-s-s-ell to sell, to sell Bi - bi - bi - Bibles, sell Bi -Bibles f-f-f-fo-for y-y-y-y you Bibles for you!"

"No," shouted the man, "this will never work! You can't sell Bibles for me!"

The applicant replied, "B-b-b-b-but I r-r-r-eall, but I really, really, n-n-n-n-need th-th-th-this, really need th-th-this job!"

As there were no other applicants, the man said, "Okay, I'll give you one shot at this, but I expect you to produce!"

At the end of the day, the first applicant came back and reported, "I sold 8 Bibles today."

The second reported, "I sold 11 Bibles today."

The third worker reported, "To-to-to-to t-t-today, I-I-I so- so, I so-, I so-, I so- I sold 38 Bi- bi- b- bibles!"

"Great," said the boss. "However, I want you to sell a lot more Bibles than that, so get out there tomorrow and MAKE ME SOME MONEY!"

At the end of the second day, the first worker came in and reported, "Today, I sold 32 Bibles."

The second worker reported, "I sold 44 Bibles today"

The third worker reported, "To-to-to t-today, I-i-I so-so, I so-, I sold 141 Bi-bi-bi- sold 141, sold 141Bibles."

"Fantastic," said the man, "since you're doing so well, so much better than these other two bums, why don't you tell them what your sales technique is."

Replied the worker, "I-I -I j-j-j-j-ju-ju-ju-just wa,wa, wa, just wal- wa- wa- walk, just walk up to up to up to just walk up to them and and ask, them and ask, them and ask if th-th-th-th ask if they w-w-w-w-w- wa- ask if they want t-t-t-t-o-o- if they want to b--b-b-b-b if they want to buy a Bi-bi - want to buy a Bi--b--a - a- a-bi - buy a to buy a Bi-bi-bible, or d-d-d-d-d do th-th-they do they w-w-w-ant me to read it to th-th- them..."