The Solid Gold Urinal

Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked permission to use Bill Clinton's personal bathroom.

Of course, Bill said "okay." Well, when George walked in, he was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I'm President, I'll get to have my very own gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the President's gold urinal in his private bathroom.

That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, she turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."